The Coldest Water was forged in 2014 in the midst of war against our one true enemy, hot. Our history is full of battles. Welcome to the archives.

We are an elite team of Coldest Engineers.

We have decades of combined engineering experience & advanced manufacturing techniques to get our products exactly where they need to be. We believe in never cutting corners and we give the utmost benefit of the doubt to you, our customer.

A Planet in Need of Our Help

In June of 2019, we realized the sun wasn’t our only enemy. We started the beach cleanup world-wide initiative. More 

January 2020: The Takeover

What do we have to bring for 2020? Our engineers lack sleep with their brains turning every waking moment of how to become the best. New colors, fun engravings, more sizes, more ice packs, more merch, more COLDEST!!

Pictured left, the COLDEST founder, David at our factory. David and fellow engineers traveled the world recently to figure out what the people want! We are here to take over and win this battle! 


It is 2020, which means improvements. Pictured below is our newest addition -ENGRAVINGS! 

We are ready to take on 2020 with fun engravings, new colors, and new sizes. The Coldest Team is working harder than ever… while having fun. 

  Headquarters located Florida means we fight the sun   everyday. Every once in a while The Team will go on an   adventure into the Gulf and brain storm. What better   environment for The Coldest Water Team than to be   surrounded by water. 

September 2019:

GALLONS, GALLONS, AND …GALLONS! Almost the whole color palate of gallons have arrived!


A War Waging for Years

The war has been waging for years against our one true enemy, hot. There is no end in sight. We have lost much. Pictured above is our ambassadors riding valiantly into battle.

February 2019: 

Behind the scenes, we work tirelessly to get our operations optimized. Pictured below, Madison fulfiling 2 day shipping.


August 13th, 2018 – Catapult technology

This week, behind the scenes, we doubled our capacity as we continue to engineer and develop the coldest products. This relentless mission started almost 4 years ago, and to us, its just the beginning.

Gallon Re-invented – July 26th, 2018

The Coldest 1 gallon finally arrives after being in development for over 2 years. Pre-orders shipped same day we received the first batch. Pictured in video are team members Ashley and Sergio.

June 4th, 2018:

The Armies of the North have heard our call and taken up arms!  Pictured with some of our crazy ambassadors enjoying a day out in the sun, Marco Island, Florida.

February 2018 – Building of the Coldest City

As engineers, We’re huge fans of Elon Musk. From Tesla to Spacex. Pictured right, we are painting our new fulfilment center like Teslas!

March 2018 – Flag has planted


Flags planted. We’re not here to take part. We’re here to take over. Join the movement.

Good vibes, always. Merica’


Feb 22, 2018: Updates on our new fulfilment center in Naples.


Pictured left, Kevin, our tier 2 ambassador retrofitting the new fulfillment warehouse

February 2017 – The Coldest City was born

David’s face on the day we got our first warehouse. This was February 2017, and with all our resources pooled, we put a down payment to bring design, engineering, development, and fulfillment under one roof.  Previous to this, (2014-2017) we had barely scraped through using 3 storage units around Naples, and driving back and forth to the 1 car garage for fulfillment. Most days were just spent loading and unloading a trailer. It’s how David got into such good shape.

2017: Travel & Fitness Team reviews us. 

Thank you.

2016 – The Bronze Age

As our brand & products grew in popularity, they started gaining recognition for their high quality, some started to take notice. See us in the press.

2014 – The Stone Ages – The beginning of the war

These were the very rough years. Every day was a struggle to make it happen. The company, though built on fundamentals of high quality engineering, and the most superior products, was bootstrapped and under-financed. We used everything piece of savings we had and it was never enough. We had quit our engineering careers and The Coldest Water had been born.

Fulfillment and Shipping was was all done out of our 1 car garage. Not everything could fit so we used multiple storage units to haul inventory back and forth. Lets just say, at this time in the war against hot, we were barely holding on.

Throwback to when we palatalized in a single car garage and squeezed every spare inch.(Funny looking back) Now we have multiple warehouses.

Everyday, David would travel back and forth from storage units to fulfil the 1 car garage as it was too tight.


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