About Us

THE CITY OF THE COLDEST
Built with magic to defend against our one true enemy, hot. The war began in 2014 

We are an elite team of engineers.

We have decades of combined engineering experience & advanced manufacturing techniques to get our products exactly where they need to be. We believe in never cutting corners and we give the utmost benefit of the doubt to you, our customer. 

A War Waging for Years

The war has been waging for years against our one true enemy, hot. There is no end in sight. We have lost much. Pictured above is our ambassadors riding valiantly into battle.

A Planet in Need of Our Help

In June of 2019, we started the beach cleanup world-wide initiative. More 

July 2019

February 2019 

Behind the scenes, we work tirelessly to get our operations optimized. Pictured right, Madison fulfiling 2 day shipping.

Open Warfare – September 14th, 2018 

A trailer, a boat, and many trips later we arrived at a remote island off of Florida’s southern coast.

We hauled supplies, ambassadors, coolers, bed frames, drinks, BBQ, to the island to make it happen. Thus, exists the beautiful photos you see. They’re real!

*In modern days, a dozen horses = a truck

August 13th,2018 – Catapult technology

This week, behind the scenes, we doubled our capacity as we continue to engineer and develop the coldest products

This relentless mission started almost 4 years ago, and to us, its just the beginning.

Gallon Re-invented – July 26th, 2018

The Coldest 1 gallon finally arrives after being in development for over 2 years. Pre-orders shipped same day we received the first batch. Pictured in video are team members Ashley and Sergio.

June 4th, 2018 – The Armies of the North have heard our call and taken up arms!  Pictured with some of our crazy ambassadors enjoying a day out in the sun, Marco Island, Florida.

February 2018 – Building of the Coldest City

As engineers, We’re huge fans of Elon Musk. From Tesla to Spacex. Pictured right, we are painting our new fulfilment center like Teslas!

March 2018 – Flag has planted

WAR CRY

Flags planted. We’re not here to take part. We’re here to take over. Join the movement.

Good vibes, always. Merica’

SYSTEMS OPERATIONAL

Feb 22, 2018: Updates on our new fulfilment center in Naples.

TECH UPGRADE

Pictured left, Kevin, our tier 2 ambassador retrofitting the new fulfillment warehouse

2017: Travel & Fitness Team reviews us. 

Thank you.

2016 – The Bronze Age

As our brand & products grew in popularity, they started gaining recognition for their high quality, some started to take notice. See us in the press.

2014 – The Stone Ages – The beginning of the war

These were the very rough years. Every day was a struggle to make it happen. The company, though built on fundamentals of high quality engineering, and the most superior products, was bootstrapped and under-financed. We used everything piece of savings we had and it was never enough. We had quit our engineering careers and The Coldest Water had been born.

Fulfillment and Shipping was was all done out of our 1 car garage. Not everything could fit so we used multiple storage units to haul inventory back and forth. Lets just say, at this time in the war against hot, we were barely holding on.

Pictured Right: Us hauling boxes of 21 oz water bottles to and from our storage units as there was not enough space.

When we palletized in a single car garage and squeezed every spare inch.(Funny looking back)