BEHIND THE SCENES, OUR LEGENDARY TEAM
DAVID STARK
CEO
DAVID STARK
CEO
David is the lead engineer/inventor and the pulse of The Coldest Water and works in his lab over at Stark Industries (his office). He is primarily powered by freshly roasted espressos, which after 6 years of building away, inspired him to launch The Darkest Coffee. He’s usually working 19 hour days because he just loves it and enjoys figuring out how to make things work better. Rumor has it he defeated a sun from a neighboring galaxy saving trillions of alien life-forms light-years away. On his free time, he loves playing soccer, listening to podcasts, books, creative side projects, and working on Classified Stark Projects.
JOE
HEAD OF THE COLDEST EXPERIENCE
Joe is an engineer and chief strategist commander. He runs the ambassador and influencer battalions and ensures our heroes on the battlefield are properly suited. Rumor has it he created a Coldest base on Pluto, a planet who the sun stays far away from as a result. When hes not fighting against the sun, he’s out playing soccer, relaxing in the cold, and enjoying his favorite food, tacos.
Bobby Kenney
COLDEST MODEL PHOTOGRAPHY
Bobby Kenney hails from a neighboring moon colony. We discovered him capturing moments of battle in the midst of a major battle while fighting a neighboring sun. Ever since then, we wanted him on our team. He once captured a supernova on camera while backtracking his way out of the extreme heat.
SULLE
HEAD OF EDITORIAL TEAM
Sulle is our world-class writer and documents our journey so others will remember how many we lost among the way. She’s most known for The Declaration of Peace, which stops the war between the sun and us for a day. Most humans on Earth know this day as Christmas.
RAHUL
MARKETING & ANALYTICS
Rahul loves numbers and data. He’s the backbone to our data operation and ensures we can get out of The Matrix. Everything can be solved with math, says Rahul.
SHARON
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Sharon is as fast as lightning when it comes to making customers satisfied. Word on the street is that Sharon once battled side by side with our logistics professionalist Paul. She strives to never leave a customer unsatisfied. When Sharon is not working hard in the battleship she is spending time with family.
PAUL
HEAD OF MANAGEMENT
Paul’s known for his attention to detail and prowess on the battlefield. Rumor has it he once led 5 men into battle, and charged the sun by himself. All 5 returned. That’s unheard of. He helps ensure our team is operating at a high efficiency, and assists David with logisitcs and operations. When Paul’s not working, he loves enjoying time with family.
Harlene
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Harlene’s once traveled to another dimension and back. Her language skills are far greater than 99% of all beings on earth with a diverse set in 234 different languages. Rumor has it she created a new language which was adopted by the 5 galaxy alliance.
RAY
CUSTOMER SERVICE
Ray has his Bachelor’s of Science in Computer and Information Sciences. He’s committed to building trust and strong long term relationships with our customers.
MIKE
Marketing Commander
Rumor has it he was the first to alert The Coldest Water of the sun’s movements in the 2nd Epoch War. This saved many lives.
IRENE
Special Teams General
Coming soon
HARLENE
Customer Support Operations
Coming soon
Maria
Weapons specialist
Assists in fulfilment operations
Kaira
Warehouse Operations Manager
Kaira was discovered on a Secret Intelligence Space Agency Base between planet XII and XVIO in an alternate universe. She was leading Space Troops into the unknowns of galaxies far, far away when she found out about the mission to defeat the sun against the battle of hot. She realized this was far more important to conquer. Kaira is now leading all warehouse special initiative ops with the best team around. The Darkest Coffee keeps her powered up all day, and in her free time, she spends the hot afternoons with superheros from far away galaxies completing top secret projects. Rumor has it, her best friend is a mini wookie named Chewbacca.
JASON
Warehouse Special Projects
Jason forges special projects for advanced operations. Many projects here are related to Jupiter’s orbiting moons. Jason once invented the teleportation hop between two moons that lasted for 2 weeks. The project was experimental and never fully declassified.
Ania
Operations
HEIDI
Weapons specialist
Coming soon.
