BEHIND THE SCENES, OUR LEGENDARY TEAM

Our Team

DAVID

CEO

David is the lead engineer/inventor and the pulse of The Coldest Water. He is primarily powered by freshly roasted espressos. He’s usually working around the clock and figuring out how to make things work better. Rumor has it he defeated a sun from a neighboring galaxy. On his free time, he loves playing soccer, listening to podcasts, reading, working on creative side projects, and working on coldest projects.

RYAN

HEAD OF WHOLESALE

Ryan manages our large retail and distributor accounts. After one phone call with Ryan, you will feel like you have been his friend for years and he will do or say anything to make people laugh. The dad jokes do start to get old after a while, so don’t call him too often! His favorite thing to do is to travel and meet people all over the world.

JOE

HEAD OF THE COLDEST EXPERIENCE

Joe is an engineer and chief strategist commander. He runs the ambassador and influencer battalions and ensures our heroes on the battlefield are properly suited. Rumor has it he created a Coldest base on Pluto, a planet who the sun stays far away from as a result. When hes not fighting against the sun, he’s out playing soccer, relaxing in the cold, and enjoying his favorite food, tacos.

MADISON

HEAD OF OPERATIONS

Madison handles operations at our headquarters. She does a bit of everything! You may also recognize her from some product photos and social media. She assists holding down the fort with Founder, David. When not working in the office, Madison is likely to be found traveling the world.

PAUL

OPERATIONS & LOGISTICS

Paul’s known for his attention to detail and prowess on the battlefield. Rumor has it he once led 5 men into battle, and charged the sun by himself. All 5 returned. That’s unheard of. He helps ensure our team is operating at a high efficiency, and assists David with logisitcs and operations. When Paul’s not working, he loves enjoying time with family.

RAHUL

MARKETING & ANALYTICS

Rahul loves numbers and data. He’s the backbone to our data operation and ensures we can get out of The Matrix. Everything can be solved with math, says Rahul.

RAY

HEAD OF CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE

Ray is perhaps one of the hardest working guys we know. He is typically the first line of response to customers and he does his best to get to everyone as fast as possible. When you’re not happy, Ray’s not happy. On Ray’s free time, he likes watching soccer, hanging out with friends, and enjoying time with family. There are whispers that legendary customer service started with Ray and he has single-highhandedly changed the sun’s rotation as a result.

Ray has his Bachelor’s of Science in Computer and Information Sciences. He’s committed to building trust and strong long term relationships with our customers.

KEVIN

CONSULTANT SPECIALIST

Rumor has it he captured the first supernova on camera while in a fierce battle. He survived, but he hasn’t smiled much since.

BIANCA

OPERATIONS SPECIALISTS

Bianca heads the operations at our warehouse but you may recognize her from some our product photos. She oversees customer service and helps manage many of the day-to-day business operations. When she’s not at The Coldest Water office, you can find her practicing yoga, learning a new tune on the ukelele, or planning her next trip.

PRISCILA

OPERATIONS SPECIALIST

Priscila helps in fulfilment of your goods as well as strategic operations. She once created new weaponry against the sun, which only escalated the war further. We told her it was okay, since we’re in this for the long haul.

DEBBIE

PRODUCT ENGINEER

Debbie is a master of sun weaponry and is known on our planet for her creating the sun decoy. The decoy, dubbed, Artificial Sun, distracted all the nearby suns and gave us enough time to fight another day. Lets’ just say it was a very close call.

SULLE

HEAD OF EDITORIAL TEAM
Sulle is our world-class writer and documents our journey so others will remember how many we lost among the way. She’s most known for The Declaration of Peace, which stops the war between the sun and us for a day. Most humans on Earth know this day as Christmas.

SHARON

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Sharon is as fast as lightning when it comes to making customers satisfied. Word on the street is that Sharon once battled side by side with our logistics professionalist Paul. She strives to never leave a customer unsatisfied. When Sharon is not working hard in the battleship she is spending time with family.

SHANNON

HEAD OF PHOTOGRAPHY
Shannon hails from a neighboring moon colony. We discovered him capturing moments of battle in the midst of a major battle while fighting a neighboring sun. Ever since then, we wanted him on our team. He once captured a supernova on camera while backtracking his way out of the extreme heat.