BEHIND THE SCENES, OUR LEGENDARY TEAM

DAVID

CEO

David is the lead engineer/inventor and the pulse of The Coldest Water. He is primarily powered by freshly roasted espressos. He’s usually working around the clock and figuring out how to make things work better. Rumor has it he defeated a sun from a neighboring galaxy saving trillons of alien life-forms light-years away. On his free time, he loves playing soccer, listening to podcasts, deep, books,and creative side projects, and working on coldest projects.

 

MADISON

HEAD OF PRODUCTIONS

Madison handles operations at our headquarters. She does a bit of everything! You may also recognize her from some product photos and social media. She assists holding down the fort with Founder, David. When not working in the office, Madison is likely to be found traveling the world.

PRISCILA

HEAD OF OPERATIONS

Priscila helps in fulfilment of your goods as well as strategic operations. She once created new weaponry against the sun, which only escalated the war further. We told her it was okay, since we’re in this for the long haul.

JASON

Warehouse Special Projects
Jason forges special projects for advanced operations. Many projects here are related to Jupiter’s orbiting moons. Jason once invented the teleportation hop between two moons that lasted for 2 weeks. The project was experimental and never fully declassified.

JOE

HEAD OF THE COLDEST EXPERIENCE

Joe is an engineer and chief strategist commander. He runs the ambassador and influencer battalions and ensures our heroes on the battlefield are properly suited. Rumor has it he created a Coldest base on Pluto, a planet who the sun stays far away from as a result. When hes not fighting against the sun, he’s out playing soccer, relaxing in the cold, and enjoying his favorite food, tacos.

SHANNON

HEAD OF PHOTOGRAPHY
Shannon hails from a neighboring moon colony. We discovered him capturing moments of battle in the midst of a major battle while fighting a neighboring sun. Ever since then, we wanted him on our team. He once captured a supernova on camera while backtracking his way out of the extreme heat.

SULLE

HEAD OF EDITORIAL TEAM
Sulle is our world-class writer and documents our journey so others will remember how many we lost among the way. She’s most known for The Declaration of Peace, which stops the war between the sun and us for a day. Most humans on Earth know this day as Christmas.

RAHUL

MARKETING & ANALYTICS

Rahul loves numbers and data. He’s the backbone to our data operation and ensures we can get out of The Matrix. Everything can be solved with math, says Rahul.

SHARON

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Sharon is as fast as lightning when it comes to making customers satisfied. Word on the street is that Sharon once battled side by side with our logistics professionalist Paul. She strives to never leave a customer unsatisfied. When Sharon is not working hard in the battleship she is spending time with family.

PAUL

HEAD OF MANAGEMENT

Paul’s known for his attention to detail and prowess on the battlefield. Rumor has it he once led 5 men into battle, and charged the sun by himself. All 5 returned. That’s unheard of. He helps ensure our team is operating at a high efficiency, and assists David with logisitcs and operations. When Paul’s not working, he loves enjoying time with family.

Harlene

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Harlene’s once traveled to another dimension and back. Her language skills are far greater than 99% of all beings on earth with a diverse set in 234 different languages. Rumor has it she created a new language which was adopted by the 5 galaxy alliance.

RAY

CUSTOMER SERVICE

Ray is perhaps one of the hardest working guys we know. He is typically the first line of response to customers and he does his best to get to everyone as fast as possible. When you’re not happy, Ray’s not happy. On Ray’s free time, he likes watching soccer, hanging out with friends, and enjoying time with family. There are whispers that legendary customer service started with Ray and he has single-highhandedly changed the sun’s rotation as a result.

Ray has his Bachelor’s of Science in Computer and Information Sciences. He’s committed to building trust and strong long term relationships with our customers.

MIKE

Marketing Commander
Rumor has it he was the first to alert The Coldest Water of the sun’s movements in the 2nd Epoch War. This saved many lives.

IRENE

Special Teams General
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HARLENE

Customer Support Operations
Coming soon

 

HEIDI

Weapons specialist
Coming soon.